Once upon a time, there lived a little boy named Norman. No one really knew how old he was, but he could not possibly have been any more than five years old, or six at best. He lived with his family on MLK Boulevard in New York City, and he loved to take his dog Caesar for walks in Central Park.

Before I go on with the story, I must tell you a few things about Caesar. Yes, Caesar was a dog, but he was no ordinary dog. In fact, Caesar could talk. Furthermore, he’d completed kindergarten last year and was now attending first grade at the Hudson Guild School for children in Chelsea. Unbelievably, these were not the only remarkable attributes of this incredible canine. Caesar actually had six legs, enabling him to run faster than any other dog in New York City—and possibly the world.

They waited and waited, but eventually the crew became tired and one by one they all fell asleep. When they woke up in the morning, all the sweets were gone.

“What the heck?” cried the three friends and Spock in total amazement. “This is unbelievable!” exclaimed Dalena.

“Wow, we are really going to the moon!” cried Caesar with much exuberance. The rocket was traveling at an amazing speed, and Norman wanted to see how fast Elons’ ship could fly. So, he stepped on the gas and let it rip.

“No, no, Norman, you are going much too fast!” exclaimed Dalena. “You are going to get a ticket for speeding.”

Unfortunately for Norman, it was too late to slow down. The Space Police had already picked up the rocket ship on their radar. “I told you to slow down, Norman!” shouted Dalena.

“Please don’t yell at me, Dalena. You’re not my mom,” replied Norman.

Once upon a time, there lived a little boy named Norman. No one really knew how old he was, but he could not possibly have been any more than five years old, or six at best. He lived with his family on MLK Boulevard in New York City, and he loved to take his dog Caesar for walks in Central Park.

Before I go on with the story, I must tell you a few things about Caesar. Yes, Caesar was a dog, but he was no ordinary dog. In fact, Caesar could talk. Furthermore, he’d completed kindergarten last year and was now attending first grade at the Hudson Guild School for children in Chelsea. Unbelievably, these were not the only remarkable attributes of this incredible canine. Caesar actually had six legs, enabling him to run faster than any other dog in New York City—and possibly the world.

They waited and waited, but eventually the crew became tired and one by one they all fell asleep. When they woke up in the morning, all the sweets were gone.

“What the heck?” cried the three friends and Spock in total amazement. “This is unbelievable!” exclaimed Dalena.

“Wow, we are really going to the moon!” cried Caesar with much exuberance. The rocket was traveling at an amazing speed, and Norman wanted to see how fast Elons’ ship could fly. So, he stepped on the gas and let it rip.

“No, no, Norman, you are going much too fast!” exclaimed Dalena. “You are going to get a ticket for speeding.”

Unfortunately for Norman, it was too late to slow down. The Space Police had already picked up the rocket ship on their radar. “I told you to slow down, Norman!” shouted Dalena.

“Please don’t yell at me, Dalena. You’re not my mom,” replied Norman.